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kantonian 

Originating from the Kanto region of Japan. This term also describes something from the first generation of Pokémon.
My kantonian friend is visiting his family in Japan this summer.
kantonian by CJ Pixolotl June 17, 2025
A more idiotic way of stating you can not do something while emphasizing your displeasure of the question asked.
Friend 1: Do you want to come to my little sister's school play?

Friend 2: Khan't!
Khan't by Jobsforslobs February 18, 2026
Harvey was a Khan. respects to him
Khan by Psewidom November 25, 2025

Kantanphasia

A task that is easy for the person doing it, but looks impressive to someone on the outside looking in

Kantan - Japanese for easy or simple
Phasia - from the Greek root phantasia for fancy
Just started a new project. It’s total Kantanphasia, so I’ll be done by noon, but tell my boss it’ll take ‘till Friday
Kantanphasia by ShrimpleyPibbles December 8, 2025

Sarmi Khan 

She is usually associated with dumbness and stalking. She is WAY too friendly and just wants a human to get into her pants. She needs someone to help her understand why calling someone with affection names is wrong in so many ways and she has a weak cuss hand. She claims to be making friends while it freaks the shit out of the people she is "making friends" with. She cannot diss anyone without losing miserably.
Sarmi Khan: Hey babes, how is your life? Hope you're not too stressed :* xxx<3

Anon: WTF BITCH?! WHO ARE YOU?!

Sarmi Khan: Just trying to be nice, i know you want to be frinds with me

Anon: Bitch, you're lame, get away.
Sarmi Khan by Dubstepper123 November 6, 2012

Kelly Kantz 

Kelly Kantz is a trap queen. Loves her life her way. Is a true friend who sticks up for her trap friends.
Look at Kelly Kantz, she's such a trap queen.