Jared Leto is the best

That Jared Leto is the best actor in the world, as well as the best actor in history.

"Jared Leto is the best"

by DRUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS September 11, 2022

Jared

Actually the cooloest, sexiest, amazingest, coolest, poggest, incrediblest, bestest, finest, greatest, topest, foremostest, leadingest, preeminentest, premierest, primest, firstest, chiefest, principalest, supremest, of the highest qualityest, superlativest, unrivaledest, second to nonest, without equalest, nonpareilest, unsurpassablest, peerlessest, matchlessest, unbeatablest, unexcelledest, optimumest, ultimatest, incomparablest, idealest, perfectest, highestest, record-breakingest, top of the rangest, top of the linest, par excellencest, starest, number-onest, one-in-a-millionest, a cut above the restest, top-drawerest

Woah bro you're totally Jared rn

by ScaryBigRobot May 12, 2022

Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

Jared

A guy that gets absolutely no maidens. No bitches. No damsels. No female significant other. Or male significant other, for that matter. He gets nobody. He is alone, and will forever be alone. He loves Friday Night Funkin' and anime, and watches them nonstop.
Hopefully, someday, he will find that special someone.

*at a party*
"Yo you seen my boy Jared?"
"Nah he's at home playin FNF."
"Damn that's too bad."

by Drexsanity November 4, 2022

Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety

This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.

by maniamoth September 16, 2022

Jared

sometimes an L friend

yk jared? yeah he can be an L friend sometimes...

by lordofthegays September 17, 2022

Jared

Manipulative, Asshole, probably a dude that would try to finger a bitch on a first date.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.

“Bro did you hear Jared got cheated on?

Man that sucks, he was pussy whipped anyway.”

by pineappleexpress333 October 8, 2022