jacob h

He needs some milk and some brown sauce be careful tho he will yeet your mums feet

Person 1: look its jacob H
Person 2: HE NEEDS SOME MILK!

by Rainbow_hair September 13, 2020

Jacob Hatcher

He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.

Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!

by Jonathan Robeson September 18, 2019

jacob fitzpatrick

The most kind hearted person you could meet,has a verry high tendency to be really silly and on the edge of having problems, but he is also one of the best lovers the universe has ever seen he is also a great musician

jacob fitzpatrick

by Jcb2951 May 18, 2014

sean jacobs

the best kid around, he has the biggest, coolest afro, and the best, dopey little smile. he will always make your day 1000x better, he may piss you off but in the end you know everything will be fine. he also has the dumbest jokes, and they make no sense but just laugh at them anyways because he is cute!

Bailey; "I love you, Sean Jacobs"

by litbailey March 15, 2017

jacob ische

he who has the biggest choda and takes the children at night. He is asoceated with people such as pEppa pIG and Babby Choda

Cole: Shoot i died, fuck my life
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!

by Daddy peppaa January 14, 2020

Hans Jacob

It's a scandinavian boy name. The person is possibly really hot but he can't get them girls because he is to dammn cute. He has a large Hans und some large Jacob's and is most likely not to loose his virginity before 18. Hans Jacob is usually tall with white curly hair

"Who is that hot guy over there?"

"Ohh, it's just Hans Jacob"

"How can I become awesome?"
"Be like Hans Jacob"

by Joakim123 March 11, 2017

Jacob Daly

A 19 year old who sits on Roblox all day on his PC constantly starting arguments with children. Ro-Combat is his life, don't mess with him, he will knock you out! He doesn't know what a job is so don't mention it!

"Look its Jacob Daly, he's so weak!"

by djkfre July 9, 2023