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Jason Friesen

The God of all mole rats and he will kill you and your family if you defy him. His apprentice is Mya Brown she is the leader of the northern squad. Jason is often seen with his army of mole rats and has sexual encounters with most of them, regardless of their gender. When he gets mad, he will unleash his army of mole rats. Jason's ultimate plan is to start World War 3 and take over the world.
Don't mess with Jason Friesen he will mess you up
by Jason Friesen November 23, 2018
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Jason Nightingale

An absolute legend of the dragons, we will love him forever!!!!
Jason Nightingale was not only a great player, but a great sportsman, with great sportsmanship.
by REALSPORT October 24, 2018
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Jason Garrett

Dumbass coach for the Dallas Cowboys who can’t coach to save His damn life. Has wasted instagram famous Gabriel Dolak who is famous for ranting about the Dallas Cowboys @realgabrieldolak . Is wasting dak Prescott’s career as it is.
by Gary the Partyrocker November 14, 2019
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Sloppy jason

I sloppy jasoned myself
by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018
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Lauren+Jason

The best couple ever! lauren made her friends ask for his number, but he said “later” Lauren is fr ong so obsessed w Jason and she wants to marry him so bad
You heard about the new couple in school?

Yeah lauren+Jason their so cute tgt
by BROOKLYNN 😻🫶 September 14, 2023
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Jason bourne

Certified bad ass that is currently banging your wife.
by Your mums a hoe 69 October 2, 2019
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Jason Bourned

The act of suddenly disappearing, then reappearing temporarily without explanation. Commonly occurring at social events to a friend, acquaintance or colleague.
“Hey dude I’ll pick you up in 10 yeah?”
“Yep perfect sounds good
*40 minutes later after multiple attempts to regain communication

“Aye over here! Cheers for the lift dude!”
“Yo I just drove around for 30 mins looking for you, I just got Jason Bourned my guy”
by Cheersfortheliftmyguy May 25, 2020
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