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African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
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Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.
I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.
by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024
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Hedgehog Tunnel

The vagina/vulva of a woman who some weeks ago shaved her pubic hair, but it has since regrown into stubble, which is so sharp and spiky that it prickles anyone who goes near it, not unlike a hedgehog
I fucked Tina last night, she had mad Hedgehog Tunnel though.
by Hedgehog Tunnel Man June 1, 2024
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Laser pointer attachment on the proctologist's endoscope
Republican Party hopefully sees light at the end of the tunnel.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com January 22, 2023
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A Gaza Tunnel

A bdsm homosexual act, typically anal sex, that ends in the receiver crying and asking for forgiveness.
Wow, did you see that? I heard he had a Gaza Tunnel last night.
by PJai December 23, 2023
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cold and hot tunnel

The caldecott tunnel in the east bay California - is a cold and hot transition between Lafayette area and Oakland
Bundle up we're headed to Oakland, but it's warm here in Antioch - yes, but remember we have to go thru the cold and hot tunnel and it will be cold on the other side.
by funtobewithLG October 27, 2022
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Tunnel twats

Bitches that have fucked the same dude
O you fucked Mike? Me too! We're tunnel twats!
by Kccomatt July 17, 2016
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