When a woman's vagina grows excessive stubble overnight.
Or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her vagina was the night before.
Or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her vagina was the night before.
Example 1
Her pussy was soft as a baby butt last night, but this morning I woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. I don't need razor burn on my lips.
Example 2
I met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. The next morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. I went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.
Her pussy was soft as a baby butt last night, but this morning I woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. I don't need razor burn on my lips.
Example 2
I met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. The next morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. I went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.
by dsm2 November 24, 2013
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Although the possibility of a Hairy Sackett was first postulated by the mathematician Liebniz in 1704, it was not until 1974 that the Indian physicist Sivaramakrishna Chandrasekhar was able to empirically prove it's existance.
Although the possibility of a Hairy Sackett was first postulated by the mathematician Liebniz in 1704, it was not until 1974 that the Indian physicist Sivaramakrishna Chandrasekhar was able to empirically prove it's existance.
Person 1: I have to tell you the story about my enormous cyst before we have dinner.
Person 2: Hairy Sackett
Person 2: Hairy Sackett
by Ullahammer February 25, 2011
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by bieberhole69 August 12, 2011
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Jack: wow me too.
Abi: lets see your hairy carrot one more time pls?
Jack: wow me too.
Abi: lets see your hairy carrot one more time pls?
by Jackrawr July 21, 2009
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Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once
by vas deference November 11, 2013
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His hippie girlfriend refused to take care of her feminine hygiene problem, so he resolved the issue with a swift hairy rogov.
by Harold Rogov May 6, 2009
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