Skip to main content

Ivan Grant

ivan’s middle name is grant but doesn’t like it :(. he’s okay lookin, farts a whole lot, kinda gross ew.

he’s pretty legit tho. defo in love with him. ❤️
😮 💨damn ivan grants a shawty
by moo04 February 23, 2022
mugGet the Ivan Grant mug.

Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler
"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes
by Expertbacon February 3, 2024
mugGet the Grant jokes mug.

Liberty Grant

A Girl that is very loving, funny, respectful, and beautiful but has a hard time sharing her feelings with others. She can sometimes get very mad at other and lash out at them. But she’s a great friend and person she will go through any lengths to help her friends. She is very brave and unselfish and loves to help others unless they deserve it then she will put them in their place. She also has a hot boyfriend and she likes to flex him in any way possible. Morale of the story stay on her hood side and you’ll be in great hands.
Hey Liberty Rose Grant
Liberty Grant: Pretty, smart, angry, loving and funny
by DGmoney24 July 25, 2023
mugGet the Liberty Grant mug.

grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.
That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.
by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018
mugGet the grant lizard mug.

Grant

Grant is blonde boy who goes to hershey high school. He is a mormon and can't engage in intercourse until marriage. He plays football, basketball and baseball. He can't hit curveballs tho. He is always getting his work done in his honors english 9 class with ms mrozowski and always helps his buddies out.
"Grant what happened with the curveballs"
by Rizznaldo May 12, 2023
mugGet the Grant mug.

Grant

A guys that definitely doesn’t slam dirties and a guy that definitely doesn’t send it
Dude you’re a grant

I fucked banged Samantha
by I banged Samantha January 31, 2019
mugGet the Grant mug.

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
mugGet the I have granted kids to hell mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email