The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
by Ovall September 15, 2023
Get the The Unholy Goofy Ahhnessmug. goofy goo goo shoosh (goofay goo goo shuuush)
noun: a term commonly said by millenials from Southern California meaning a goofy type of thing.
noun: a term commonly said by millenials from Southern California meaning a goofy type of thing.
San Diego surfer: "Yo broo, you ever copped them new Ultrarange Vans with uhh...Mickey Mouse on em?"
"Yeah dude, that's like that goofy goo goo shoosh bro!"
"Yeah dude, that's like that goofy goo goo shoosh bro!"
by notallenshoosh November 5, 2021
Get the goofy goo goo shooshmug. Alright. Soooo, something "goofy ahh" basically means the gen z's reaction to legit EVERYTHING. Whenever someone dies, or something sad and deppressing happens, there's always that one kid that replies to that twitter or redit post like "hahaha that was so goofy ahh" or "Daum that really looks like goofy ahh quandale dingle." you may never see me again because i have died of cringe
bruuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
*goofy ahh sound effects*
bruuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
*goofy ahh sound effects*
Elon Musk: OMG guys Mark Suckerburg just died "shocked face".
Legit every kid: daum, thats so f*cking goofy. I wonder what his last words were.
Mark suckerburgs last words be like: Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse.
Again that one kid: im gonna go surf through r/fatherless and try to find my father. I find it so goofy ahh that he left me for the lactose intolerant cream cheese and never came back.
Legit every kid: daum, thats so f*cking goofy. I wonder what his last words were.
Mark suckerburgs last words be like: Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse Metaverse.
Again that one kid: im gonna go surf through r/fatherless and try to find my father. I find it so goofy ahh that he left me for the lactose intolerant cream cheese and never came back.
by Xx_F0rtNiteSweaT%@##_xX August 31, 2022
Get the Goofy ahhmug. 
by funnynikiamongus June 23, 2023
Get the sploofy goofymug. goofy ahh discription
I want to goofy ahh word this paper like a toilet sitting on an amogus with a ilumituti telling someone to rickroll flappy bird
by funnehgamez100 September 7, 2022
Get the Goofy ahh wordmug. When a bunch of people trip during a cheer with their arms linked on bleachers during a basketball game (verb)
by Goofy Buster December 9, 2022
Get the Goofy aahmug.