Gabriel Stachowiak

The only man who can hit the Griddy in real life

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Gabriel Stachowiak?
Guy 2: THE GUY WHO HIT THE GRIDDY IN REAL LIFE!?

by Iggy07 September 29, 2023

Gabriele

The person with the largest cock in the world.

Yo, Gabriele has got a huge cock!

Wait, isn’t she a girl?

Idk man, I’d suck

by Mr. I don’t know July 23, 2023

Gabriel

The Ultimate Man, the Chad to out Chad all Chads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would immediately orgasm. His jawline is a perfect 116 degrees. The absolute Chad to end all absolute Chads. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? This man will kidnap her and give her the most severe case of stockholm syndrome that has ever been seen to man. Next to this superior human you will look like the weakest soy boy faggot in history.

Gabriel is great

by CrazyHairs August 12, 2023

Gabriel

1. Hot, bling bling rich money cash cash caching. Lamborghini
2. Him
3. cool
4. cool boy straight #straight

"Hey did you know gabriel is in town?
girl: O MY GOSH HES SO HOT POPULAR RICH COOLBOY #STRAIGHT

by polers August 14, 2023

Gabriel

The name of an angel. Gabriel gives off an aura of comfort, whilst spontaneous. If you ever find yourself around one you’ll sense immediate confidence in yourself, because Gabriel is always himself. Allowing others to be who they are. Never judges unless asked, always polite even when spoken down to. Gabriel is a man of honor and dignity yet questions himself time to time. Life is full of opportunities and Gabriel will never waste a chance to try something new and exciting. The eyes of an angel with a heart of gold, if you haven’t met a Gabriel yet you’ll find one when the time is right. You’ll know it before he’s even there.

Gabriel is a heartfelt companion who leads by example and treads lightly.

After failing the bar exam, Gabriel went back to study more, to never give up and try again when the time is right.

by DutchNews November 22, 2021

Gabriele

Always the best, dislikes most vegetables and has the biggest penis around, he is some kind of primal tho always making monkey noises, he has some sort of alchool addiction

Yo see that guy making monkey noises? must be a gabriele

by Jhon deo November 22, 2021

Algrei Gabriel Baliton

Not sigma

Algrei Gabriel Baliton likes to suck dicks

by urmomanddadxdxdxdx12345678910 November 22, 2021