Floppy floppys

Two left handed flip flops. Usually found on men who have to rush out the door and don't realize the mistake they've made until it's too late

Ex- damn mark are you wearing floppy floppys.

Yeah dan, the wife said I had to go to target and get her a coffee if I wanted to get lucky. Grabbed the floppy floppys before i even realized it

by .cuckchair June 8, 2025

floppy toppy

you suck a dick for 8 hours with out nutting and win you nut, nut in the ass

can you floppy toppy with me

by Floppa_pyro December 19, 2025

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

Floppy Dick

When a pheasant drives a motorcycle

Check out that floppy dick! I had no idea birds could drive with such style.

by EspressoRoyal January 15, 2026

Love floppy

A man used to have casual, pointless sex suddenly falls in love and can't get it up. An condition that usually passes by in matter of week or two.

"I'm suffering from a tremendous case of love floppy"

by Hannu Karpo November 2, 2012

Fish Floppy

A girl whose vagina is so loose you can blow on it and it flops like a fish! it also smells like fish.

Derek: Damn! She bomb af ! ima holla!
James: night you don't want that , she fish floppy!

by Pun1$her July 2, 2014

The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!

"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"

by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016