fanny thief

Similar to a cock stealer (when a woman intends to or has stolen the man that another woman intended to have sexual relations with)

A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.

Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.

Jamie Laing: "dude, you tryna steal my girl kimberley?"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"

by fabbityfab September 9, 2012

Fanny Slapper

One whom excels in the art of playing with their own genatalier.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.

Darnell: Look at that dyke over their, i bet she's a fanny slapper!

Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.

by Rubber JonDom July 23, 2012

fanny jangle

A Glaswegian takeaway food consisting of half a portion of fish attached to half a slippery sausage.

Can I have fanny jangle and chips please.

by Stephen Marks March 7, 2007

Fanny splif

Adding fanny juice to your cannabis before smoking to add flavour

Yo wats up

Nothing much
Do you want to wanna smoke a fanny splif

Yes bro

by @yo.esketit January 5, 2017

Funny Fanny

When a girl is being fingered and she laughs because it tickles

babe am I fingering you to hard again is that your laughing

Babe your a funny fanny

by Dorine May 29, 2018

fanny rimmer

Fanny = vagina
Rimmer = when circleing your tounge over anothers body parts
When you circle your tounge over a womans vagina there. Can be other sorts of rimmers eg anus rimmer, titty rimmer etc

"Hey geuse what i dont with lucy last night"
"eww shay your just a fanny rimmer"

by unimermaid June 22, 2014

Fanny snaps

The female dick pic.

Ima send this bro a fanny snap. Bros love fanny snaps.

by gump0141 May 28, 2016