Ben Friday

Midget

You look like Ben Friday

Your a bitch I’m not that short

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019

Black Friday

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.

Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!

by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016

conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.

Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"

by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019

Friday 29th

It’s Friday 29th national orgy day!

POV-You log on to discord and your female and male friends text you something
Both: IT’S FRIDAY 29TH
POV-You all have a wonderful time, but... the most hated person in the group gets all the girls for one last milk spray

by WockySlush January 28, 2021

Fight Friday

A friday in which anyone who has a beef with anyone else beats the shit out of them at school.

It's Fight Friday Yolo birches I'm kicking ass!

by DirtyQ2017 January 30, 2015

Fishy Friday

Pay day. So happens to be the same day your “fishy” friend happens to hit you up for a favor. The favor will always entail you spending money for him in some way.

Man! I couldn’t wait to get paid today! Bills, right?! *phone rings*
Me: Odd. I haven’t heard from him in a while.
Guy: think about it bro... what’s today?
Me: you’re fucking right. Fishy Friday

by Connectingdots December 10, 2019

Flannel Friday

A day where everyone is required to wear a flannel. Flannel Friday occurs every Friday.

Today is flannel Friday you better wear a flannel or else I’ll murder your family

by 1111122 June 19, 2022