Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

Dork

Just look up whale penis

"Look at that dork"
*Points at the whales erect penis*
"So big and long"

by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAMACARE May 9, 2018

Dork

A whales penis.

Sam to Dan “Damn did you see how big that whales dork?!”Dan to Sam “Yeah it was huge!”

by marsky10 August 24, 2022

Dork

Someone that wants to be a socialite at the financial expense of others.

The dork wanted to go around like she owned the place she wasn't even originally from, she wanted the kind of power to do that, and the money was just a means to an end.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

Dork

Someone that thinks they are more humble and less narcissistic than they really are.

The dork thought she was a beacon of humility and hope, when really she always showed up like she owned the place to be inflammatory to anyone originally from there.

by The Original Agahnim August 28, 2021

Dork

Donkey dick

You are such a dork

by Hiiioiiiii March 12, 2021

Dork

A dork is a whale penis... no really, look it up.

give me that dork baby

by Definitions for pervs February 8, 2021