doodle wankers

when you accidentally make a life threatening or highly dangerous act
Oh doodle wankers! I just ate this rat poison!
by Thiccyicky February 28, 2022
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doodle twat

When you masterbate with a marker and the cap is off.
If you can't get laid just doodle twat.
by Ladyslay71 December 09, 2017
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Doodle Special

A nickname for a dog groom frequently associated with golden dooodles and similar poodle mix breeds. It's a 1.5mm 10 clipper blade from head to toe haircut.

Notably called so because many doodle owners are not informed about the incredibly high at home home grooming requirements their dog requires. The coat being neglected leads to deep and excessive matting which requires shaving underneath the mats to ethically and safely remove them.
"Luna has come in for their quarterly groom! Looks like it's the doodle special as usual!"
by Meesecakes December 04, 2023
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Doodle Port

A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.
by XaeroRamirez August 26, 2011
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Well Top Doodle

It's like when ur saying "Well to bad" but it's "Well top doodle
Person A: I can't go out tonight

Person B: Well top doodle!
by Ur local dumb person April 01, 2022
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skittle doodle dazzle

Hey, I have to go to this birthday party. I'll skittle doodle dazzle now.
by Didi213 August 19, 2022
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