yankee doodle dickwad

A politician who while in office pretends to serve the people while blatantly pursuing their own self interest.

The president just fired the head of an investigation against him with no legitimate cause. What a Yankee Doodle Dickwad!

by Bauxb May 17, 2017

snapper doodles

A way of sayin O Shit without the actual cussing. For example when your around kids or people who would probably slap u for cussin

Snapper Doodles,I shit myself!!!!!!!!

awwww snapper doodles I wasnt supposed to eat the green stuff!!!

by Scoobywags December 8, 2007

Wang dang doodle

A Big ass pool noodle

Wang dang doodle a big ass pool noodle

by Ghost powdered February 16, 2017

doodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

Your arms are noodles now ok?

That is a wizard doing itdoodle mc noodle you arms are now noodles

by Sore thumb :)))) July 7, 2021

Doodle Port

A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.

You're such a doodle port

by XaeroRamirez August 28, 2011

doodle heist

The art of inconspicuously stealing doodles

Dude I just doodle heisted that dudes doodle.

by guyFox October 2, 2012

brown snicker-doodle

the act of shiting in another persons asshole

"hey tried to give me a brown snicker-doodle so we broke up"

by your69mom October 18, 2015