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diaper baby

A man who has matured in years, but not in an emotional sense. If his inflated, fragile ego is crossed, he looks like he might have a crying fit, or might lapse into silent-treatment mode, or have an embarrassing tantrum in one way or another, not unlike that of an infant or a small child.

Usually the cause of his 'distress' is his significant other when she (or he) is not dedicating 100 percent of her (or his) time and attention to to the Diaper Baby. Sometimes 99.9 percent of time, attention, and flattery is not enough for a Diaper Baby. His infantile disposition can also be triggered by unpleasant yet petty and otherwise insignificant interactions with others, such as with co-workers; when receiving unsatisfactory customer service; when his dog doesn't gaze at him with a look of unconditional love 24/7, etc....
Husband: We should go out for dinner tonight. You deserve a break from all of this stress and I would love to treat you to something nice. Just us two, alone. I miss you honey. I need your love.

Wife: Sorry I've been gone all day, but I need to stay home and call people to let them know my mother just died. I also need to make her funeral arrangements. There's alot for me to deal with right now.

Husband: You never want to do anything with me!!! You don't care about me. You never did! This marriage is a joke!

You're only in it for the money!

Wife: I make more money than you and we went out three times this week before my mother died this morning.

Husband: I don't want to hear it! You don't love me. You never loved me!!!!

Wife: (to herself) Oh god, he's being an F'ing Diaper Baby again.
by oscar t.g. September 7, 2011
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Dappered

hella clean hella trimmed hella neat hella saucy

fresh as fuck
he stays dappered.
by stay_grounded December 24, 2017
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Flapper Dapper

Oh My God! John has a flapper dapper!!!!!!!
by IndianaColts114 February 25, 2009
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Dappers

(n.) A form of a Handshake

Making a claw with your hand and touching it to another's claw-hand.

Used as A show of friendship upon approach and also used as a salutation when walking away from someone
Chris: Hey Dan...Dappers
(touch claws)
Dan:Whats new?
by theboringestkidsyouknow June 21, 2011
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Diaper Shark

Finding a diaper in a ball pit, sans the baby it belongs to.
4 Year old: "Mommy, look what I found in the ball pit!"

Mommy: "Put that down Timmy! You shouldn't swim with diaper sharks!"
by AliceAlkaline September 14, 2009
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diaper cake

a present left in a baby's diaper as a result of their poopy being in the shape of a small chocolate cake
Tyler just smushed his diaper cake when he fell on his ass in the sandbox!
by Ms. Carter3 January 24, 2011
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Diaper

Person who is "all wet," eg "full of it!" needs change!
by therealbobbill April 20, 2016
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