sick like 2 dicks

An amazing acheivement that makes others pale in comparison. Considered to be an even more impressive version of sick. Believed to have been originated by the Frizzaks, a disc golf group that started in central Connecticut.

Getting an ace while playing Disc Golf is sick, but getting an ace when your disc caroms off 2 trees in 40 m.p.h. winds is "sick like 2 dicks".

by JDLush May 30, 2006

Dicks in my hand

An unfortunate circumstance. When something just isn't going your way.

Jeff: Oh man. Dicks in my hand. This traffic is ridiculous.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.

by BTaylor4 June 15, 2013

dickshroom

An abrasive man who feeds off other people's bullshit.

Hey, man! You know that rumor is a lie, don't be a dickshroom about it.

by Zacary Xander February 18, 2015

dicksauce

when you get some sort of chemical up you dick hole and you can't get it out

fuck, I poured jalapeno juice on my dick and now I can't get it out of my hole. Guess I got dicksauce.

by Fucker999 May 26, 2018

Fifty dicks

A term used to describe a Boss or person of authority in a workplace, that clearly makes their importance to the company and supiriority to you known on an almost daily basis. ie (Too be that much of a wanker he must have fifty dicks)

John: I wonder if i will be allowed to leave work early today.

Brooke: Have you mentioned it to Tony? (supervisor)

Smithy boy (pipes in): Why would you ask fifty dicks? just go straight to the Manager.

by Retro 5 January 27, 2008

shit dicks

Shit dicks is a term used when expressing anger or disappointment.

Man: Shit dicks, I can't find my tie.

Man 1: Dude, they're out of Coke.
Man 2: Shit dicks, that's my favorite.

Man: Shit dicks, she said she was 18.

by titties12345 August 14, 2011

3 dicks will due

Also known as airtight. When a chick has all of her holes filled up at once.

I'm here for the gang-bang
Awesome, 3 dicks will due the trick

by Riot Response May 8, 2016