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Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.
Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.
by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024
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ripping fat cotton

Tearing your clothes off for sexual pleasure. Usually in drag or burlesque performances.
Madame Divine, queen of erotica and ripping fat cotton.
by babysugarhigh February 12, 2023
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cotton-balls

A state of testicular bliss that occurs after one takes a bath
After lying down after a bath, Jim experienced "cotton-balls"
by JeanVanier January 11, 2012
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Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.
Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor
by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022
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Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.
dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar
by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016
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Cotton On

100% that Aussie brand you're always bored-scrolling and have 52 items in your cart. IYKYK. Somehow every mall trip ends up here and you're rifling through the graphic tees (decisions, decisions), trying jeans you already have (but in a different wash), another pair of leggings (these have pockets though), and playing with the accessories (is this the new me?). Suddenly you're thirsty, but it's okay cos you can grab a chilled water (and support the Cotton On Foundation!). At the checkout, you get 5 tote bags, cos you can't decide on one. And then you're really * done * with IRL shopping (for like 2 weeks). So you go back to scrolling again.
I got this top from Cotton On.
- Huh? Is that a cotton supply store?
No 🙄
by @CottonOn November 24, 2021
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