Here's a black Coffee!
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?
DAN.
Oh. *runs away*
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?
DAN.
Oh. *runs away*
by YeetTheDave,Phil. September 29, 2018
by hutch and caff October 06, 2005
by KCHasnomates April 26, 2018
1. Somebody who walks coffee from location to location to berate or encumber otherwise productive employees.
2. Management employee who enjoys harassing subordinates while drinking a caffeinated beverage.
3. An individual that derives gratification from irritating \ intimidating others (usually about their inability to make function non-standard hardware and software).
2. Management employee who enjoys harassing subordinates while drinking a caffeinated beverage.
3. An individual that derives gratification from irritating \ intimidating others (usually about their inability to make function non-standard hardware and software).
by WCSikes August 08, 2006
by ShowStopper Faith October 06, 2011
Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.
i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).
by The Bathtub Sophist August 23, 2007
When a girl punches you in the nose and then throws salt in your eyes and yells "OY" in your face while at the same time slapping you on the back so-as to cause all of the wind to be knocked out of you.
I was pretty hung over but the hostel manager woke me up with an "Australian coffee" and, strangely, I feel better now.
by notsmartdum May 14, 2010