Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.
HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!
by DanielMK July 11, 2008
Here's a black Coffee!
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?
DAN.
Oh. *runs away*
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?
DAN.
Oh. *runs away*
by YeetTheDave,Phil. September 29, 2018
by KCHasnomates April 26, 2018
1. Somebody who walks coffee from location to location to berate or encumber otherwise productive employees.
2. Management employee who enjoys harassing subordinates while drinking a caffeinated beverage.
3. An individual that derives gratification from irritating \ intimidating others (usually about their inability to make function non-standard hardware and software).
2. Management employee who enjoys harassing subordinates while drinking a caffeinated beverage.
3. An individual that derives gratification from irritating \ intimidating others (usually about their inability to make function non-standard hardware and software).
by WCSikes August 08, 2006
by ShowStopper Faith October 06, 2011
Supposedly a famous internet figure, from Finland. He is known for extreme use of sarcasm, flaming, but also at times for witty conversations and helpfulness.
While the author wasn't able to find more than a few logs, it seems that the person has gained a large level of (in)famy in all things web, being refered to the greatest flamer ever, et cetera. Also, perhaps as a joke and the background of his nick, it's said that he gets his "temperament" from, ever-so-typical of the finns, drinking large amounts of coffee.
Some state that he used to be an owner of a large IRC Network, a game site and a forum, that quite simply snapped. Also, perhaps one of the original developers of IRC.
Coffee-Addict also refers to someone who stays on nearly 24/7, presumedly because of large use of coffee.
While the author wasn't able to find more than a few logs, it seems that the person has gained a large level of (in)famy in all things web, being refered to the greatest flamer ever, et cetera. Also, perhaps as a joke and the background of his nick, it's said that he gets his "temperament" from, ever-so-typical of the finns, drinking large amounts of coffee.
Some state that he used to be an owner of a large IRC Network, a game site and a forum, that quite simply snapped. Also, perhaps one of the original developers of IRC.
Coffee-Addict also refers to someone who stays on nearly 24/7, presumedly because of large use of coffee.
<nebulian> Stop trying to be a coffee-addict, dude.
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<TunaFM> and here our next contestant for the title of Coffee-Addict, Leprechaun!
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(Lemur) You've been awake for how long? Coffeeaddict or something maybe?
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<TunaFM> and here our next contestant for the title of Coffee-Addict, Leprechaun!
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(Lemur) You've been awake for how long? Coffeeaddict or something maybe?
by Pekka May 10, 2006
Coffee that has gone cold or been sitting in the pot on the warmer for more than 6 hours. This is dog coffee, coffee that is only fit for a dog... although, if you are like me, you will possibly reheat/drink it anyway, because you are an addict.
i.e yesterdays brew still sitting in the pot, or a pot of coffee you enjoyed in the morning - then you get home at night and drink some more of it. Also, microwaving cold coffee turns it into dog coffee, regardless of how old it is (even if it was only made 10 minutes ago).
by The Bathtub Sophist August 23, 2007