Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.

"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.

by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024

Right click victim

People who's NFT got stolen is calling themselves amongst other things right click victims.

Dude, my NFT got stolen, please help me, iam a right click victim.

by Herobattler June 12, 2022

*Tongue Click* Ahhhhh

Mexican sound of disapproval. Anything in put in front of it will be discredited.

(Rough quotation from Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias in “I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry”)

Friend: I just graduated form college, top of my class!
Mexican Friend: *Tongue click* Ahhhhh
Friend: Fine, I’ll work at Burger King!

(Again, from the same comedian and same show)

by charles-kenway66 June 20, 2022

click

a person known as a slut

london a click

by jayyyyyyyyyu February 25, 2022

clicked a pen

An idiom, generally used when referring to teachers, describes when a person looks extremely mad at someone else or yourself, and they (in their head) "click a pen", ready to write someone up, or explode on the offender later.

Did you see the way Mr. Rogers was looking at me? He totally just clicked a pen in his head.

by BlockBusterNG February 25, 2022