catch that dirt

To hear juicy gossip.
Alternatively, it could also be said after you say something shady to your friend or after you say something that others might be jealous of.

"Did you hear about Alicia getting caught with milkman?"
"Oh honey, catch that dirt!"

"Some of us aren't satisfied with being just a housewife and feel the need to use our brains. Catch that dirt."

"Marcia, I know you're not wearing last year's scarf while you're hanging out with me. Catch."

by bluneptune July 3, 2014

catch these ropes

A saying used immediately prior to a male oragasm climax whereas the male is hinting he is about to ejaculate strong white ropes of semen onto his female counterpart.

"Catch these ropes baby"

by Chaffystew March 19, 2017

Catchin a Fade

Threatening to knock someone out.

Yo, that dude is straight up catchin a fade if he doesn't stop talking out the side of his mouth.

by Dman4Life December 6, 2017

CAPTCHA

A CAPTCHA is a test to see if you are a robot while signing in to sights, posting stuff, etc. For some reason, Internet workers decided that just because a robot can make accounts, post stuff and all that doesn't mean it can tap a ✅ on a box or select all the pictures with traffic lights and all that stuff. No, that's impossible but making users and everything isn't. Of course.

-Damn it, I have to do another CAPTCHA
-But that's so easy! Robots could do it.
-Shh,they might hear us and make it an essay about feelings

-But I have none!
-At least you know what traffic lights are

by EmmaBemma1 October 1, 2019

dolphin catcher

a person of an overly promiscuous nature; someone who does not hesitate to have sex with both animate and inanimate objects when the mood strikes; to ram ones face as far as possible up an obese person's hole

Whoah! Look at that mama over there! I would love to use her as my dolphin catcher!

by RachelSwanson August 23, 2011

Diving Catch

This tends to happen with girls who are real troopers. They need the load to be in their mouth-holes at all times. The man fires inaccurately 30 inches in either direction and if the girl has the right reflexes she will make a diving catch. With this term, all sperm cells must land within the mouth-hole to create a true diving catch.

Sally was a real trooper. I must have fired it 30 inches to the left or right and she still caught every sperm cell in her mouth-hole with a diving catch.

by Dr. Papanak October 18, 2020

osu!catch

the best osu! mode

me: osu!catch is the best
literally everyone who plays osu!: no

by TempleYXD January 7, 2021