Guys I think we've got the Spot Up curse... every time we get eliminated it's by the winner of the tournament
by cheez-ball November 28, 2021
Get the Spot Up curse mug.When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021
Get the Deep-poop-dick Curse mug.The over-prevalency of slap basslines in pop culture, including music for advertisements, and songs. This is Dua Lipa's fault because slap basslines were never so popular in modern culture until "Don't Start Now" and "Levitating" happened, and now it's everywhere. You can't escape it.
Person 1: "Ahhh! This is the 3rd commercial in a row with a slap bassline. I used to like them, but it's just too much!
Person 2: "It's the Dua Lipa Curse..."
Person 2: "It's the Dua Lipa Curse..."
by iclpmotspmots July 21, 2022
Get the The Dua Lipa Curse mug.The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022
Get the Putin Curse mug.It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:
‘can you fit a scotch in there?’
‘Yes sure, no worries’
‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’
What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
‘can you fit a scotch in there?’
‘Yes sure, no worries’
‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’
What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
Get the Barman's Curse mug.Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.
by Bruther Man August 1, 2022
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cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.
by Cursed ducky September 9, 2022
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