christopher parah

Christopher parah is more of a verb than a pronoun. It's some thing that can make your heart swell and adrenaline sure, but if your not careful you will become addicted. So smart sexy and kind.... I love him and always will

I really want to christopher parah today! I love the way I feel when I do!

by SNMonelove April 20, 2019

Giovanni Christopher W.

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best guy ever
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copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.

"Giovanni Christopher W., the perfect guy."

by aliasv3nus February 6, 2021

christopher morris byrd

A guy who is very cute and funny. Has once lived at 1052 Grove parkway and loves all men. He likes to nap and is an overall top 10 hottest men to walk the earth.

That Christopher Morris byrd is very curvy.

by Poopy_pants22 November 23, 2021

Christopher

An amazing man who pulls the baddest of bitches. He also loves getting freaky deaky....and boy is he cheeky. He at MINIMUM (not hard) has an 11 incher ON A COLD DAY...so yeah...he cool

Christopher a bitch ass mother fucker, bro is packing 2 millimeters.

by anonymous April 28, 2023

Christopher

A bitch

Christopher is a bitch

by Ykjss November 20, 2023

Christopher

A certified coglionazzo, grand master of professional bucchinarism. He loves horror movies not because he understands them, but because he screams like a nonna in menopausa at the first jumpscare.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.

Example:
– “Christopher, can you help me with this?”

– “Ué, frà, t’aggia spiegà ‘O Shining!”

by gattttttto September 5, 2025

Christopher

He be scamming all y’all.

Don’t let him Christopher you!

by CK (not Christopher) November 22, 2021