Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible

Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time

by Cole4nu January 9, 2024

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Mr Beterson

A Minecraft axe pillager with the name of "Mr Beterson". Founded by a peculiar discord user. There is propaganda about so called "Mr Beterson" posted commonly in the general chat where this certain discord user resides in. This propaganda is mostly just "Beterson" appearing in other medias or just about the pillager itself. Although its importance is mediocre, it could appeal as annoying to various individuals who aren't in the mood of listening to someone glorifying a Minecraft npc.

"YOU MUST AVOID ENEMIES, FIND SECRETS, AND AVOID MR BETERSON"
"Ohmygod bro this pillager is everywhere, can you please stop talking about it?"

by GeraldGeromeTheGnome November 11, 2023

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School Beater

Someone who jerks off in the school restroom.

Guy 1: *Attempting to discreetly jerk off during break time at school*
Guy 2: *Climbs up the stall door and notices, proceeds to tell everybody about it*
Guy 1 was forever known as the school beater.

by kylerrat November 12, 2023

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Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...

Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...

by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023

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