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backyard bandit

backyard bandits are people who steal men or women arse virginity's or just rape them it can occur anywhere at anytime but the term is most commonly used when you hear screaming from your neighbors backyard to see him getting anally penetrated by some deviously looking people, but you dear not help as they will come after you and police do not both as they are usually involved.

derives from the separate definitions

1. backyard; slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"

2. bandit; a thief, someone who steals, then rides away, is usually very ruff

they travel in varying numbers be very cautious if you spot one, although it they are very hard to spot because they take any shape and form.

best advise is to run and dont hide with your bum sticking up
man that sarah chick is ruff i here she rides with the backyard bandits and sometimes joins in with a 12" strap on

oh no our neighbor andrew is getting done over by the backyard bandits again!...
oh wow he kinda looks like hes enjoying it this time

Eliza you backyard bandit get out of there!

jenna is walking like she dating a backyard bandit, what did she do last night?
by b-rad tizzle June 2, 2009
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backyardigans

A children's show played on nickelodeon that makes a very sorry attempt at creating an image of equal representation for negroes, mexican'ts, and homo's.
Obama loves teaching young kids to watch the Backyardigans!...for obvious reasons.
by Tio Tony December 20, 2008
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Backyard Wack

Substandard Ghetto Weed. Low Quality weed one notch lower than Backyard Boogie.
I tried to get some KGB, but theres nothing around but Backyard Wack!
by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005
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backyard creeper

A strain of cannabis that is attributed by its high creeping up on you and then hitting like a brick wall.

Characteristics of this weed are:
Distinctive red hairs
A potent smell when smoked
Dude...I took a sick rip of this backyard creeper off Kyle's bong.
by Adam Michealson March 29, 2007
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Backyardigan

A male who enjoys indulging in the act of any form of anal or booty play. Also know as a Fish, Fag, Kojo, Yo-Yo or a Dolce and GAYbana
Bill:"Yo Jamal why the hell does Michael Mesa always walk so

weird?"

Jamal: "You aint know? that nigga is a suppppa a Backyardigan"
by jbr1293 March 2, 2012
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Backyard Brawl

The games played between the West Virgina Mountaineers and the University of Pittsburgh Panthers. Usually referred to their annual football game.
Those drunk fans went crazy when the Mountaineers won the Backyard Brawl
by Jj8888 April 25, 2011
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BackwardsJackhammer

take a 69 turn it upside down flip it around enter extit thet fuck left on red
hey jordan lets backwardsjackhammer.

inverted?
no hardcore regular
well at least i cant get pregnant
by naked twistahboyz April 12, 2011
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