Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.
Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.
by YaMama! June 10, 2013
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Get the corrupted blood mug.A woman who is addicted to sex that when she spends a lengthy time without it, she becomes almost crazy. This woman can do anything in her power to stabilize her blood, even, sleeping with a total stranger.
Karen: This is supposed to be our girls' night out, how come, we are not seeing Samantha again?
Mary: Didn't you know that Samantha is a restless blood?
Karen: Aw, a what? What do you mean, a restless blood?
Mary: She goes to street looking for a stud that will tame her wild ways, whenever, her adopted habits kick in.
Karen: Streets aren't safe anymore at this age of AIDS. We must settle for genuine men that will do the bargaining for us.
Mary: Didn't you know that Samantha is a restless blood?
Karen: Aw, a what? What do you mean, a restless blood?
Mary: She goes to street looking for a stud that will tame her wild ways, whenever, her adopted habits kick in.
Karen: Streets aren't safe anymore at this age of AIDS. We must settle for genuine men that will do the bargaining for us.
by Tonon October 22, 2011
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Get the bloople mug.A group of fake bloods that live in Boston, Massachusetts that claim they are real bloods but are not.
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