Alan: Hello 🤓Did you know newton measured the circumference of da vinci's ass to derive the equation to perfectly fuck him.
by bruni9597 June 22, 2025
Get the Alanmug. An ALAN TRACEY Is a - gay loser who has no real friends, just other gay losers online. An alan tracey enjoys talking about boring shit while nobody is paying attention but he or she doesn't mind they love the sound of their own stupid voice. Plays alot of video games.
by Bigdickprick1999 August 12, 2017
Get the Alan traceymug. Alan, a sexy huge dick man that gets all the women and just has to say hi to even have sex... Alan is a monster in the bed
by KungAlle02 December 11, 2016
Get the Alanmug. Alan is the greatest guy I have ever met. Even thought he can seem a bit serious at first, he is actually very funny and will do anything to cheer you up when u have a bad day. He’s my bestfriend and I know I can count on him any time I need to.
by katrn November 23, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Alan is a homophobic beast
by SlamMe69 November 19, 2023
Get the Alanmug. 