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Alan

most normal guy ever. submissive. obsessed with tanish's ass. wants manya to destroy HIS ass.
Alan: Hello 🤓Did you know newton measured the circumference of da vinci's ass to derive the equation to perfectly fuck him.
by bruni9597 June 22, 2025
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Alan

he a big baller like Alan
by lavar "bbb" ball September 29, 2020
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Alan tracey

An ALAN TRACEY Is a - gay loser who has no real friends, just other gay losers online. An alan tracey enjoys talking about boring shit while nobody is paying attention but he or she doesn't mind they love the sound of their own stupid voice. Plays alot of video games.
Shut up alan tracey !
Oh god its alan!
Haha your ugly but not as ugly as alan tracey!
by Bigdickprick1999 August 12, 2017
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Alan

THE NICEST GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D
Dang Alan’s the nicest friend
by Duckisbi September 19, 2021
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Alan

Alan, a sexy huge dick man that gets all the women and just has to say hi to even have sex... Alan is a monster in the bed
You want to go and have sex with Alan? Of course
by KungAlle02 December 11, 2016
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Alan

Alan is the greatest guy I have ever met. Even thought he can seem a bit serious at first, he is actually very funny and will do anything to cheer you up when u have a bad day. He’s my bestfriend and I know I can count on him any time I need to.
- My best friend is an Alan.
- OMG you are so lucky!!
by katrn November 23, 2021
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Alan

Alan is a homophobic beast
Wow that Alan really hates the gay dude
by SlamMe69 November 19, 2023
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