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Tub

A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.
Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.
by gefilte gin May 23, 2022
mugGet the Tubmug.

Tub Snapper

A person who sits in the tub and farts, while snapping at the bubbles. A classic 5150 and an endangered species. The Tub Snapper should be returned to the water if caught and is not good for eating. As the name suggests, they snap. (And at more than just their own farts bubbles)
Have you met Ryan, yet? That guy is a total Tub Snapper.
by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025
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Airy Hot Tub

Ride a convertible with the top down in sub freezing temperatures, with the heat blasted inside and heated seats turned on
It’s 30F outside. Time to hop into the airy hot tub.
by funnychiron January 12, 2024
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Tub

by KrieIsHere January 8, 2019
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Tub bucking

The same as log bucking; however, done with use of a plastic or iron tub, rope, and spongy rubber mat. In this case, a person sits or lies inside a tub. A long rope is passed through a set of hooks. One end is free and the other is secured to a large tree branch. Two or more people must yank the free end of the rope hard enough to launch the third person out of the tub and onto the rubber mat.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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Hot Tub Daddy

A friend or close acquaintance who nurtures one's mother in the hot tub.
My friend's mother accepted my invitation to the hot tub. I am now my friend's hot tub daddy.
by Mandudeson May 10, 2018
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Tubs

Someone who may be in fact overweight or "tubby" if you will.
Troy: Dude I swear I did not eat that whole gallon of ice cream, and 3 donuts.
AJ: Ya okay tubs.
by Drake _ November 29, 2021
mugGet the Tubsmug.

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