Monday

Something really shitty

Man this Tuesday is so monday

by moneymorebish March 8, 2017

Monday

My bus driver is the definition of Monday.

"I hate Monday"

by IOnceRoamedTheEarth September 9, 2021

Monday

literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.

Jim: "Tommorrow is Monday!"
Bob: instant depression

by MasonWaller March 14, 2018

Monday

the worst day in the world

Well fuck, look at that its Monday.

by The man of blood and death November 11, 2018

Monday

By this definition, the worst day of the week.

Girl: Gosh, is it Monday already? I hate Monday’s.

Guy: Yeah. Monday can suck a toe.

by Luna20 October 20, 2023

Meme Monday

Meme Monday is the last Monday of every month. On this day you have to print out a picture of a fresh and good meme and tape it to your shirt for the day.

Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!

Friend: Why do you have a shirt of Michael saying "That's what she said"
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!

by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019

poop monday

When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.

“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”

by miilflover101 January 12, 2021