Monday quarterbacking

1. Just bullshiting off the top of your head
2. Saying whatever comes to your mind

1. Jimmy was pretty much Monday quarterbacking the whole presentation

by Protein Dan July 30, 2018

Oleg on mondays

some peopple have the condition of olegging, which mean that they turn into uncle oleg on monday.

"bro, my friend is uncle oleg rn, he cant stop touching the walls right now. hes Oleg on mondays."

by Russian Attack Helicopter October 20, 2025

Blue Monday

Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....

You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!

by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021

Monday the 13th

1. Garfield's most hated day, especially in February

1. Oh no, I am definitely not getting out of bed today, no on Monday the 13th! (Garfield)

by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

monday

the worst day in history.

why monday ,

by big red balls11 January 21, 2019

Raspberry Monday

When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.

Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.

Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!

by RaspberryMonday July 12, 2010

Monday

My bus driver is the definition of Monday.

"I hate Monday"

by IOnceRoamedTheEarth September 9, 2021