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Kevin

Noun: Obtuse, financially well-off person, often a trust-fund baby, who doesn't understand money, budgeting or poverty and annoyingly suggests things that are out of budget to others.
OMG!! Can you lay off suggesting I take Uber everywhere??? You're such a Kevin; I told you I'm broke.

Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.

Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.
by Surf Diva December 19, 2017
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Kevin

this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying

(this definition better be published cause i need to expose the person)
*discord vc*

B: aight i'm back

Kevin: HI BACK I'M SHITLASTORRR

B: damn bro you make everyone laugh
by shitlas January 29, 2020
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Kevin

Unbelievably retarded
Kevin is unbelievably retarded
by Kevbechillin January 19, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin is the best husband. He is the poster boy for infj. Kevin’s always have your back. A true Kevin is constantly trying to make the lives of his loved ones safe and happy sometimes he forgets to share that goodness with himself.

He is only learning to value himself after a hard life spent taking responsibility for the failures of his family.

Kevin’s are never boastful and are very humble, down to earth nurturing types who often get taken for granted by narcissistic people who are just jealous of how smart and kind Kevin’s are.

A true gentleman Kevin’s often fall on the sword rather than confront people who are projecting false personality traits out of compassion because he knows deep down inside they are just embarrassed and jealous.

If you have a Kevin that loves you count your lucky stars. As long as you are good to him he will always be good to you.
Old woman struggling with groceries

Kevin : Please allow me to help

Old woman : why thank you sonny boy

Kevin : my pleasure

Child falls from top of tree and Kevin catches her before she hits the ground like in that movie Ground Hogs day
Little girl : By jolly gee mister Thanks !
Kevin : you’re welcome little child and also stay out of the tops of trees you little weirdo ( raises arms and flies into the sun )

A trio of sexy strippers are fighting off the 4rth reich as wave after wave of maxi zombies are attacking a bus full of nuns.

Using only his superior logic skills and hand to hand combat skills Kevin along with the trio of sexy strippers saved the whole world and to celebrate they had a nonstop Molly poping sex party.

Girl # 1 : omg !! Yes ... Kevin .. yeah .. oh my god I love when you do that !

Girl number two : eeeeeee yyyyyyy ooohhhh my fucking god !

Girl # 3 : gape me daddy !

Kevin : shit eating grin ... that’s right ... kiss eachother ... you don’t all have to blow me at once ! Oh ladies ! Oh ... ohhhhhh ...

In unison everyone : splooge !
by Moonshine76 October 27, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin is the type of person who is dishonest and he would always postpone promises and never keep them. Although he is sometimes nice I would never trust him with personal things.
Random Person: What type of person are you?
Me: A Kevin
by Kevin Yeet July 31, 2019
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Kevin

A KEVIN is more than a person. KEVIN is a state of mind for people who reject social expectations and say "No Way in Hecking Heck" when failure knocks on their door. The term KEVIN was coined when the KEVIN MOVEMENT went live on instagram and the world has never been the same. KEVIN's don't drink olive oil and aspire to be like Kevin the Sea Cucumber from Spongebob Squarepants.
Look at that amazing girl, she's so KEVIN
by @TheKevinMovement January 28, 2020
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Kevin

Guy: ayo, you know Kevin?
Other guy: yeah that mans be the triple gay'st'v'll'm'st
by Your family tree lgbt March 27, 2018
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