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Jacob Hatcher

He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.
Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!
by Jonathan Robeson September 18, 2019
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jacob fitzpatrick

The most kind hearted person you could meet,has a verry high tendency to be really silly and on the edge of having problems, but he is also one of the best lovers the universe has ever seen he is also a great musician
by Jcb2951 May 18, 2014
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Chosen Jacobs

He is handsome, kind, loving to his family ,friends and fans. His Smiles light up the room. He is an amazing singer and actor he deserves the world and more.
Chosen Jacobs is "the chosen one and protect him at all cost"
by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 28, 2020
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Jacob J

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking
by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023
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jacob h

He needs some milk and some brown sauce be careful tho he will yeet your mums feet
by Rainbow_hair September 13, 2020
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Jacobs Crotch

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch
by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017
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Jacob Burbidge

by Haoyu's gospel December 7, 2021
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