Chinese Deathstar

A fictitious weapon shown by preteen neighborhood boys in order to lure younger, misguided girls into their closet.

If you do whatever I want for a week, I'll show you my Chinese Deathstar.

by JPey December 19, 2007

Chinese Fireball

The Chinese Fireball occurs during the act of a rusty trombone or conventional rimjob. While the trombone player is in the act, the receiver gives a reverse hip check, causing ass cheek to face contact, pushing the givers head back. While this happens the reverse yells "Chinese Fireball", simultaneously reaching for a lighter, and flatulating. He then proceeds to ignite the lighter creating a ball of fire in the giver's face, often causeing singed eyebrows, foul odor in face and battered pride.

Joe- "Dude did you shave your ass?"

Mike- "No, I burnt all the hair off when I gave your mom a chinese fireball the other day."

Joe- "that explains her singed eyebrows, foul face odor, and battered pride."

by Pigeonj January 1, 2008

chinese kamikaze

1. shove one chopstick up your ass and another down your urethra
2. hang day old bananas from the ceiling by a string. (make sure the string hangs the banana at face length... you'll see why in a minute)
3. blindfold yourself
4. walk around and pretend those very bananas are erect penis's as they slap your face ever so.

The Chinese Kamikaze is the reason i get up in the morning.

Kyle: Dude, best Tuesday morning ever.
Rick: Why, what happened kyle?
Kyle: I gave myself a Chinese Kamikaze at my mother-in-laws house before anyone woke up.
Rick: Sweet?

by 370 e August 3, 2010

Chinese helicopter

Its a sex act when you put you're nuts inside a woman's asshole and start spinning like a helicopter

"Hey Greg did you try the Chinese helicopter on you're girl last night?"
"Yes I did bro it was awesome"

by SupBro787 November 17, 2017

Chinese Firecracker

A form of anal sex , in which rapid quick spanking occurs when the penis is inserted.

I gave her a Chinese Firecracker last night

by wordplay71 July 16, 2015

mainland chinese

A mainland Chinese is someone who is Chinese ofc and is rich kind of like an international student

"Do you see that azn guy right there he has a Louis Vuitton bag and Yeezies"
"Bro he's probably a mainland Chinese"

by JisungPwark November 2, 2019

Chinese Hangover

Being sick after eating Chinese food, usually at a newly discovered restaurant or one of ill repute. Phrase originally coined by Rusty of Charlotte, NC

Man, I've got to stop this binging. I'm suffering from the *worst* Chinese Hangover.

by Rusty Atkins January 13, 2009