Windows 7

A new operating system released by microsoft as a plan to "phase out" the still superior XP.

The conspiracy, as it is known, revolves around the idea that Microsoft released Vista in its current state INORDER to make people forget about XP when they released their NEXT subpar OS (note how every says how much 7 is better than Vista, but rarely talks of XP)

Treats the average user like a baby, and the advanced user like an idiot. Only to be used by those still learning what the mouse is.

Guy: Dude, you're switching to Windows 7... why?
Moron: Well, it's better than Vista.
Guy: 98 was better than Vista...
Moron: Whats 98
Guy: You're helpless

by Sycophaunt January 06, 2010

22/7

Most of the time, but not all the time.

Although I think about sex 24/7, I only think about having it with him, 22/7.

by rambler October 03, 2005

7/11

Christian music that repeats the same 7 words 11 times.

This song is a 7/11 song.

holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy
God God God God God God God God God God God
almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty almighty
adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore adore
you you you you you you you you you
forever....
amen....

by owl1958 October 27, 2007

7:38

The time you tell people when they ask you what time they should show up to an event. Use this when you don’t care when the heck people arrive at something. Or just to be a dick.

“Hey man! When should I come to the party?”
“7:38”
“Really?”
“Bro, I don’t care. Just show up.”

by FebreezeBoi August 03, 2020

iPhone 7

The first iPhone to ditch the headphone jack. Also known by its nickname 'Satan'.

Lloyd: I miss old Apple, back when they made quality devices like the iphone 7.
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?

Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

January 7

January 7 is lego Star Wars Day On Tiki's Tok We raid every famous persons til Tok account

Shrek: What is todays Date?
Mike Wazowski: It's January 7
Shrek: Yay! It is lego Star Wars Day

by legostarwarspfp January 03, 2020

6 of 7

An asshole.

Based on the principle that 1 of 7 people you meet are cool, while the remainder are assholes.

Ash: Look at this guy in the express lane. He has 20 items and that sign clearly says, '12 Items or Less.'

Chris: Yeah, he's 6 of 7.

by kebz September 06, 2011