Neck Cheese

When you've gone so long without washing underneath your foreskin, that a special rot starts to form, usually made up of different waste such as, mainly remnants of cum and sometimes even piss and dirt. This rot has been nicknamed "cheese". It is most often first formed below the head of the penis or the "neck" which is where the name is derived from.

Person 1: "yo dude i havent washed my dick in like, a week. Theres so much neck cheese now!"

Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"

by Cum glaze megga cum glaze March 20, 2024

Mouldy Cheese Cult

The rising religion of mouldy cheese, our religion focuses on memes, spaztic teenagers such as ourselves and of course, cheese.

The mouldy cheese cult has previously stolen a rusty spoon.

by MouldyMaster November 9, 2019

Cheese grinder

Using a cheese grader on your testicles.

Oh, man Wander gave TYer a cheese grinder for getting an F on his test.

by Your muthor February 20, 2022

Butt Cheese

Cheese that is stored between the butt cheeks

women: dang i'm hungry

man: well i got some butt cheese

women: that is interesting, what kind?
man: i have swiss, american and cheddar

by igotcheese June 18, 2018

cheese cactus

A spiky/leafy bud of cannabis

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy

by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016

cheese

the most delicious food ever

I love cheese

by meowmewo uwu April 25, 2021

cheese pancake

A pancake with cheese or whipped eggnog

I eat cheese pancakes

by 676767676767676766767676767676 February 28, 2017