she got me dumb

When her booty so big it just makes you dumb

Bro that girl over there, she got me dumb

by PORTERC02 November 23, 2017

put me on brick mode

Saying to get the boy hard.
To get the penis hard

P1: dude she put me on brick mode wearing that dress
P2: i hope she puts me on brick mode

When a dude is sexually aroused he is put on brick mode

by rotfalmbo October 10, 2016

Me when your mom

Me when your mom is a phrase who is say when it's raining or there's something like a pipe launching water.
The Me when your mom originates for a Funny YouTube video which a guy says me when your mom and proceeds to get stroked by a lighting.

Friend / Look the pipe is leaking!
You / Me when your mom.
Friend / What do you mean?

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Don't make me piss

A phrase used when experiencing a great amount of laughter or an uncontrollable amount of laughter in a given situation.

Betty: Susan fell down the stairs and her pants ripped!
Gretta: Don't make me piss

Betty: The teacher driving the school van hit a mailbox
Gretta: Don't make me piss that's unreal

by fooke7 February 7, 2023

Does Pi Love Me?

When you are mathematically tickled why you have been experiencing an aha! on or about the number π pretty frequently recently—for no logical or valid reasons, it is as if pi seems to be infatuated with you.

Besides coming up with a few sexy proofs on some pi-related theorems, I spotted my birthdate and my cellphone number 31,415 digits apart among the first ten thousand digits in the decimal number pi. Sounds like a sign from on high that makes me wonder: “Does Pi love me?”

by Numerati November 5, 2023

Happiness x tell me

Simply one of the greatest songs by Tory Lanez.
(On my momma.)

Guy 1: "Yo!, what is you listening to??"
Guy2: "Happiness x tell me by Tory Lanez, stop fucking up the rotation and pass me the joint."

by Meetngreet January 2, 2022

Dear Maria, count me in

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.

“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

by That one person who farts August 8, 2022