A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.
Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.
by Kirbey March 29, 2023
Get the Blanket friendmug. Pronounced as "friend-cess-ter", like an ancestor, a friend-cestor is a friend of a friend of a friend ...
by jllangston January 26, 2011
Get the friend-cestormug. That one guy in your life that your boyfriend hates and is the reason your boyfriend thinks your cheating. If you have one, your very likely to have an irritating boyfriend with him around.
Your bf :Oh who's that?
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!
Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!
Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)
by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024
Get the Guy Best Friendmug. Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.
by kylierg October 7, 2019
Get the Fake friendsmug. by Jeeny darling December 15, 2020
Get the kiss ur friends daymug. Why can't you be friends with women?
Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?
No.
Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.
You can't say that.
They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.
Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.
Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.
Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.
Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?
Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....
Yeah. That is how women work.
But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.
Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?
No.
Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.
You can't say that.
They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.
Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.
Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.
Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.
Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?
Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....
Yeah. That is how women work.
But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.
Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
Get the Friendsmug. another word from the thot terminology; usually used when angry or triggered at a friend, most of the time you’re overreacting about something petty.
by thot terminology April 5, 2019
Get the fake friendmug.