National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021

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Anal session with your friend

U fuck ur best friend

-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?

-Yeah sure bro!

Anal session with your friend

by Anal_session_4life August 05, 2022

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NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.

You kiss your friend on March 20th

Let me kiss you bro, it's kiss your friend day.
NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.

by Anonymous04846 March 19, 2021

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Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 12, 2020

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daytime friend

A friend who isn’t just someone you’re friends when you to the club. You see and hangout with the daylight, not like your other superficial party friends.

Friend: I feel like I can tell you anything

Friend 2: cause you and I are daytime friends, not like these fake hoes we only say his to and the club.

by DynaHoe January 06, 2023

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