Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
by greenbot4 February 21, 2023
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Cum Diving

When cum diving the catcher waits until the pitcher ejaculates the first rope or ropes of cum externally, then quickly inserts the penis into an orifice or 'dives' for the remainder of the cum. This is often done so that producers of sex movies cannot have the pitcher fake an orgasm. This also allows for the the visual of seeing the cum on a particular part of the body combined with a creampie, without having to see msog from several men, as in a circle jerk, bukakke, or gokkun.
She went cum diving with her mouth and ended up with a facial and an oral creampie. He went cum diving with his ass hole and ended up with cum on his back and an anal creampie. Heather Deep and Little Oral Andie are known for cum diving.
by Dirtier Old Man March 23, 2018
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tub of cum

when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum
dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum
by chungusmemes March 14, 2023
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Mischa Cummings

A fucking cool as girl who always has amazing eyeliner
You know mischa cummings?
Omg yes the girl with cool eyeliner!!
by 0ttpxr March 03, 2022
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Cum Thief

When a girl sneaks into your room at night and sucks all the cum outta you to strengthen her superpowers
Fuck! My balls are flat, I’ve been got by a cum thief!
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cum teeth

A prostitute with surprisingly white teeth despite her whoring lifestyle and probable drug use.
Damn Fred, that slut's got stains all over and quite a stench, the only upside is the cum teeth and the low price.
by Kajed Wradt April 17, 2016
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