String Cheese

The act of pouring molten Mozzarella down the urethra and pulling it out as string cheese.

Yo I did string cheese last night and now my urethra has closed up. Anyway want some string cheese?

by CheesamusMaximus June 11, 2020

Coat Cheese

A synonym for smegma

Smells like coat cheese

by Darth Dragonzord January 4, 2025

Artificial cheese

Robot semen

Dude,I would totally spray some artificial cheese on my phone because I’m into that sick robot porn

by Sjfkd April 23, 2018

Chilli Cheese Dog

When an uncircumcised man has intercourse with a woman on her period and leaves the mixture of semen, vaginal juices and period blood to curdle/ferment inside his foreskin for several days. Once the mixture has sufficiently curdled she licks the delicacy off during oral sex.

We had sex while she had her period so I didn’t wash my penis for 3 days and gave her a “chilli cheese dog”.

by CT-85 May 10, 2021

CHEESE

Good honest food

Plz upvote

Worship lord Cheese.

by The cheese overlord June 25, 2022

slightly warm cheese

when you want to make a grilled cheese but decide to give up resulting in a slightly warm cheese sandwich

I wanted a grilled cheese but i was so hungry i gave up and ate a slightly warm cheese

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderBean September 28, 2023

Cheese Platter

A situation on a man’s underwear where quantities of dried semen are on them.

“Damn dude woke up to a real cheese platter in my pants this morning”

“Yea, after I watched that I had a total cheese platter”

by Cheezers July 18, 2021