Swiss cheesed

To be exposed to something weird gross or disgusting you didn’t wanna see, faster than you could realize it was happening

“Dude I showed Jerry 2 girls one cup. Safe to say I Swiss cheesed him.”

by Boss hoss March 16, 2025

Cheese n rice

Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”

Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!

by McNasty999 May 8, 2021

Flaming Cheese

A flamboyant tranny whose mangina has developed a yeast infection. Highest risks apply to those who are tucking while uncirc-ed

Minister does not have a strong enough ointment for that flaming cheese

by Randirtydog December 28, 2023

Cream Cheese Energy

Someone's energy that's giving off white vibes, but comes out sassy.

The soccer mom had cream cheese energy when talking to the manager.

by Whiskerandough August 26, 2018

half cheese

half of a grilled cheese sandwich, or an open face grilled cheese sandwich. also called cheese toast.

i just made the best half cheese, i used cheddar and provolone.

by cinnamonrollcrunch November 18, 2022

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020