Double Party

When you fist someone's asshole with both hands.

This girl's butt-hole was so loose, I gave her a Double Party.

by elosgallo March 31, 2024

Double faced entendre

Somebody who has 2 totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you one side being an angel one side being a devil.

Damn man lucy aint even letting me take her to smashtown and bump uglies
Yeah man that bitch a double faced entendre

by MeatRocket June 24, 2021

Double standard

A different standard for one person or group than another.

The double standard put a lot of red tape around what guys could and couldn't do to females, but little to no red tape around what females could and coudln't do to guys.

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

double-call

In an era of people always having their phones on do not disturb mode (DND), the need to call twice in 3 minutes to break-through DND

1: I couldn't reach Jack's phone
2: Oh, he probably has his phone on DND while studying. Double-call him

by md.caffeiner October 25, 2022

Double Donger

When the Padres wax the Giants twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that double donger that slam Diego pulled off today?!?!?

by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Double Black Whammy

The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.

Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...

by Cyka with no Blyat July 15, 2019