Horny friend

A person who likes to have intercourse with various animals including chickens and have intercourse fantasies about his step sister

Horny friend Got down and dirty with a Chicken

by Faggot_bath October 17, 2021

Fool a friend day

Fool a friend day is on the 15th of April every year,You must fool a friend by telling them a lie or even tricking them.

“I only have 4 years left to life “
“Omg no “
“Haha not really it’s fool a friend day”

by Jessiefarrell04 April 15, 2019

Friends of the Funk

close friends usually with a handshake, funk-themed song, and a sign towards each other. sometimes mistaken as couples. friends of the funk come in pairs. each pair needs a different song, handshake, etc.

are they dating?
naw, they just Friends of the Funk

by super-anonyman II November 24, 2011

Friend

Some thing you will never have
But there's a guy who will Never give you up, nor let you down, nor will he run around and dessert you

I don't need a friend, I got Rick Astley

by bignoobcoder September 18, 2021

Pimp friends

When two or more pimps establish a comradery by testing the local pizza guy's loyalty to his customers as an initiation for their friendship.

"That guy Jon was really cool"

"I know, we became pimp friends last week"

by Solo-jones January 29, 2020

Mom friend

That friend in the group of females who acts overly protective and caring. She's typically overweight and not anywhere near as attractive as her other friends. Knowing she's not going to meet a good looking guy when she goes out, the mom friend overcompensates by acting like the mother and judging her friends for their wild and fun behavior.

Karen is such a mom friend. She'll be sure to remind her friends tomorrow how crazy they were acting at the bar.

by Jay_00 June 8, 2021

breast friend

A female friend with benefits, who has big (or at least nice) boobs.

She's not my best friend, she's my breast friend.

by q359 July 24, 2023