red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime

person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.

by le bruh moment April 19, 2021

Red Supremacist

Someone who practices Red Supremacy.

The real threat to America today is posed by an ever growing Red Supremacist Movement.

by Prezmatic the Great March 3, 2021

red

1- the colour of anger, as in
I am so angry I have gone red!

2- the colour of love and Valentines Day.

3- the colour of cherries

1- He's red with anger!
2-I see red on Valentines Day
3- Cherries are red.

by idioticmeanings February 8, 2021

Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.

Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.

by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018

Fuck Reds

A Red is a person(s) who is a red head, but you do not like them, or you show 0 respect towards them.

Hey I hate Red's so much, they get on my nerves, Fuck Reds

by Sl4tt October 2, 2022

Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.

My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.

by Revelcer June 8, 2018

If it's red it's dead

This saying means, any motor vehicle that is painted red, will in some way, shape, or form be destroyed.

Whislin Diesel: “ If it's red it's dead”

by Fhsd May 7, 2021