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New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).
New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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Friends

People that have affection for eachother

And on special occasions have the best sex in their lives
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Friending

A racist way to say friend (mainly) in a mocking way to someone of usually (South Asian descent)
You are very friending indeed Sir!
by G.G.D July 26, 2024
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Friend

The person you have sexual relations with, that isn't your partner. # Alycia Adams
by SkankFacts April 19, 2022
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Friends

It's a fake thing made up by "extroverts"
Guy 1: so my friend--
Guy 2: what friends? Your furry trash
Guy 3: so are you. This post is on r/furry_irl
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