Zapata Time

When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.

“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”

“He’s just getting out of bed”

“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”

by CM_0313 May 28, 2024

Big Time Rush

The most amazing band/show in the entire planet to ever exist

Person 1: whats your favourite band/show?
Person 2: Big Time Rush

by frogsclapping November 13, 2023

sega time

A situation in which you're not working even though you're supposed to.

-Where is Giorgio? He has shitloads of stuff to do!
-Didn't see him today bro, I think he's in sega time.

by lbm_ssn June 3, 2018

Advance Darkness Time

Advance Darkness Time is a time adjustment typically turning the clock 1 hour backward from standard time or "normal time" instead of advancing clocks by usually 1 hour (ADT) is used to minimize daylight hours by moving an hour of night to morning and so it can reduce the waiting time for sunset and night

Advance Darkness Time turns the sunrise from 5 to 4

by Timetwister August 23, 2021

Timing

What you have

Me-have
You-not

The dog is timing

by Gong-gong boy September 22, 2022

better luck last time!

Said to somebody who has been beaten/pwned/-o'd so badly that they will never recover.

HA!! You just got p'wnd! BETTER LUCK LAST TIME!!

by Dr. Bomb December 11, 2010

Alabama time capsule

When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.

Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.

by IeatHDMIcables March 6, 2023