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Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.
Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
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Cat

An enigmatic creature that still confuses people with its odd antics to this day.
And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs...
...And put razor blades on his feet.

...And also make him a little shit at times.

...And also make him really lovable despite that.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2020
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curse of the cat people

a saying over used by history professors to describe groups of students who did not do the homework since it won't be talked about in class anyway really
And if you don't read the Cherry Orchard, it is the curse of the cat people if I call on you in lecture.
by APeter July 23, 2016
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Cat

a cute, young and funny girl you’ve ever met <3
I'm so glad I met Cat!
Cat makes me feel good!
by TNC06 November 21, 2021
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Cat

"FASTER" Person A yelled
"IM TRYING!" Person B yelled right after, panting. In a moment of shock person B lost his footing. "PERSON B!"

"It's too late, go without me-" Person B was cut off as the cat slit his throat.
by ABoredWeeb September 2, 2020
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Cat

(guy 1): "What the fuck is that thing"
(guy 2): "thats a cat"
by Niggaballs345 July 18, 2023
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Chicago Cat Mom

A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex
Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."
by SpankyHanky69 August 23, 2020
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