ciaran's penis

Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode

"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"

by Rocks fur brains October 24, 2022

Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

A very very very very small penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.

by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022

Emoji Penis

When your friend sends an emoji, a normal message, then another emoji so it looks like a penis.

"🙂
Good morning
😚"
"You just made an Emoji Penis"

by Jewish Banana December 9, 2021

Penis

The male genitalia that can be located between a males legs, this goes for animals, too. Certain actions can be performed with a penis. You can penetrate horny women and men, preferably women, of course. Here is a small guide:

Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.

Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.

Y/N (Male): “Ah, I’m horny. Want to suck my penis?”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”

by StarMaple December 10, 2021

Butter penis

This means butter has a very small penis he cant become a daddy he gonna be a virgin for his whole life time.

Selva has a butter penis so he can't be my daddy.

by IANxSALTY December 12, 2021

Penis

pebis

INNOCENT PERSON: hey, how you doin' big boy. what you got in that pair of pants of yours. OMG WHAT THE FUCK. HELP. HELP.

PENIS MAN: PENIS MAN TO THE RESCUE

by peeebis December 12, 2021

Gay penis

Mine

Just a fucking gay penis you get hard when you see a man and then you cum😜

by Gæ.verygæ December 19, 2021