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Ghost Nut

When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.

To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
by NathanDarksonTHL December 7, 2022
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Knockin nuts

To have gay sex
Yo that's who I saw knockin nuts with tyrone last night
by Harry bawl segs May 18, 2021
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No nut november

This "challenge" is the basically using your dick for pissing only for one month.
Jacob: Are you participing in the No nut novemeber?
Kid: Yes, why
*Jacob runs for his life BECAUSE HE REALLY HATES no nut november*
by arandomkidwhotrynafindname December 3, 2018
mugGet the No nut novembermug.

Toasty nuts

That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted
"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts
by Hugecockring April 3, 2019
mugGet the Toasty nutsmug.

nut no condom

what you say when someone stating facts
cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”

“nut no condom
by asfdghjk,. January 29, 2019
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No Nut November

A time were if you dont eat a nut or you will have to eat it for 100 years (A long time)
Im not gonna eat nuts this NO NUT NOVEMBER
by WEAR MASKS!! December 5, 2020
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kick in the nuts or balls

when we a boy has his ball's busted is so funny and a good torture method
you can kick or squeeze his balls .
they will often cry and feel sick
kick in the nuts or balls story :a boy walked up to girl and asked me if she would date him . after refusing he tried again she grabbed his nuts and squeezed them so hard . he let out a whimper and just kept on crying.
the girl squeezed harder and wouldn't let go till she heard 2 perfect crunches. the boy cried and wouldn't move for hours
by jink234 September 4, 2023
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