Lift a finger

Eat a bag of fat, floppy donkey dicks.

Hym "Nonononno. That's not what he wants. He wants me to have to lift a finger. You will all be incinerated before that happens."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Fertile fingered

When a guy nuts on his fingers and shoves it into a girls vagina to impregnate her

How’d you guys have a kid I fertile fingered her

by Jackhsgsgsg July 11, 2025

Chinese Finger Trapped

When two men insert their penises from either end of a double sided pocket pussy. They become trapped as a Chinese finger trap.

My buddy and I got Chinese finger trapped this weekend. Had to fuck our way out.

by SanitizeMe July 14, 2025

Finger Weeper

A woman that cries when fingering herself

She wasn’t just loud in bed — she was a full-blown finger weeper, soaking the sheets with tears and everything else

You look like trouble… tell me, are you the kind of girl who cries when she comes? Or should I be ready to meet a real finger weeper tonight

She calls herself an emotional lover — nah, she’s just a finger weeper with a waterproof mattress

by Smart Mark 007 July 15, 2025

finger

A humorous term referring to the idea of having built-in churros on your palm, designed for dipping into chocolate sauce (or any suitable sauce). It plays on the notion of fingers being the perfect tool for enjoying snacks.

I wish my fingers were churros so I could just dip them in chocolate sauce whenever I want!

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

2 finger pinch

When a man’s penis is so small, he needs to stroke it with two fingers. 🤏

girl: dude did you see that video of the kid in the locker room?
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!

by 2fingerpincher July 21, 2025

Finger stacker

It's what uncle Chris will do to Scully

Uncle Chris just lubed his hand up, I think hes about to deliver scullys ass a finger stacker.

by FingerStacker July 24, 2025