Three o'clock face

The face you see on a person at work around three o'clock after the morning coffee has completely worn off. The expression illustrates extreme exhaustion with undertones of bewilderment and uncertainty.

Hey man go get some coffee and wipe off that Three o'clock face before the boss sees you like this

by PCaddy via Melisha December 21, 2008

resting bitchy face

A female who's resting face makes her look bitchy, even if her mood is neutral or happy.

Hey what's wrong Sarah? "Nothing why?" You look upset. "No, that's just my resting bitchy face."

by elJefe210 March 27, 2015

Old Mossy Face

a slang, potentially endearing term for the pudendal region of a woman.

Upon retiring to their room after a romantic dinner, Paul suggested to his wife that he bury his tongue in Old Mossy Face for while. She agreed and was enamoured both with his charm and oral dexterity.

by Dr. P.J. Conlike October 3, 2012

Nice Face Potter

A phrase used to obstruct, avoid or otherwise cut a conversation short.

Zack: Hello
Person 2: Nice Face Potter.
Zack: What?
Person 2: Nice Face Potter
Zack: I'm going now
Person 2: Nice Face Potter

by Scrimjaw January 2, 2012

Your face's mom

A comeback used as a joke, but only after "your mom", "your face", and "your mom's face" have been used. Made by Claire, Bunny, Shelby, and others.

"You're ugly!"
"Your mom's ugly!"
"Your face is ugly!"
"Your MOM's face is ugly!"
"Psh, your face's mom is uuuugly!"

by Baseball_rox_my_sox April 12, 2004

shit Faced

The uncontrollable urge to spend an inordinate amount of time on Facebook!

My wife is always getting shit Faced communicating with anyone who will read her meaningless Facebook postings!

by Chancellor Ron January 3, 2011

toaster-face

An ugly girl that you sleep with that has a head shaped like the common kitchen appliance that toasts bread.

Conor:"I totally slayed a dragon last night."
Erik:"Was she a Toaster-Face?"
Conor:"Yes, without a doubt."

by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006